That’s a big lava lamp, congratulations.
— Mitt Romney, admiring a desk decoration at Google Chicago. (via officialssay)
That is the charismatic extent of the Republican front-runner?
Fail ⬇
Can’t shoot straight
Success ⬆
William Shatner auctioned a kidney stone for charity for $75,000:
“I synthesized uric acid and calcium inside my bladder and turned it into a house for Habitat for Humanity. Who’s the warlock now?
—Shatner to Charlie Sheen
Fail x2 ⬇
This motherfucker is the real “Most Interesting Man in the World”. Success ⬆ John Fairfax, Who Rowed Across Oceans, Dies at 74







